LOVEBANG Bloopers-Outtakes EX

The city of Four- eh, you’re probably tired of me saying-
Voice: Egad man!
What the heck!?!
We are at the Puffworks District Boarding House, where our favorite group of friends are looking at videos…
Charlie: Kat, it still makes me lol at how you often messed up that scene
Blooper videos, that is
Kat: Awww… Oniisan. You distracted me with your meanness!
Charky: For those who just joined us, let us watch it again!
Kat: Nooooo!
We’re watching a clip of “Chapter 4,” where Kat is sputtering nonsense in a King of All Cosmos mask.
Charlie: You called me here for a flash? Teen People Squad is nice and all but you didn’t have to trick me into thinking you were in trouble to get my attent-
Kat: *wearing the mask* We love “Teen People Squad.” We were very entertained so entertain us more!
Charlie: LET ME FINISH AND TAKE OFF THAT @#$^ING UGLY MASK!
Kat: *tears up and cries* Hidoi wa! (That’s so mean!) You used to be so kind!
Charlie: For those who are wondering, the real Kat doesn’t cry this easily, though she is sensitive.
Director: Someone get some tissues for Katsukki. Charlie, apologize.
Charlie: What the mother-@#$^?! I don’t have to take this! I’m going to my trailer *storms off*
Director: Thank goodness he’s a more calm person nowadays. Cut!
The clip ends and the group is laughing (except Kat, who is blushing)
Charlie: Man… I still can’t believe you bawled over THAT!
Kat: The real me’s exaggerating her sensitivity for humorous effect! That’s not right!
Becky: Actually, it is. It’s called “self-deprecating humor.”
Kat: Well, I have a clip that’s guarantee to steam you!
Kat turns on the clip, which is from Chapter 1 of the First Saga.
Kat: *flying upwards, screaming and growing in size* Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kat runs into Charlie. Instead of rubbing his head, the Ruler of the Skies gets a dazed expression and instead of the Cosmic, the Sky Dragon becomes the dazed one and plummets to the ground.
Kat: Uh oh… I think I hit Oniisan too hard. Is that…? OMG! Call a doctor, a nurse, and a dentist! I knocked out some of his teeth and red stuff’s coming out of his mouth!
The clip ends and everyone is guffawing (except Charlie, who is struggling to keep his cool among the people laughing at him)
Charlie: That wasn’t funny. You put me in the friggin’ hospital!
Charky: Plus, production was halted so Big Brother could teeth back into his head.
Kat: I’m sorry.
Becky: I found one!
Becky sets it up and activiates it. This blooper is from Chapter 5.
Timo: Oh great… more dragons.
Dragonbunny: I was once a treehouse that lived in a… lived in a… lived in…Sweet Slifer, I forgot my lines!
Timo: *giggling*
Dragonbunny: *breaking down while laughing at herself* Why are you laughing at me?!
Producer: Someone get Dragonbunny her script
*clip ends*
Everyone is laughing at the clip, even Dragonbunny
Dragonbunny: Boy, was that embarrassing! XD
Charlie: Here I thought you had Zou-san’s memory. You have the holey memory of the nekomusume
Kat: -_- Watch it! I’ll play a clip from “Fight of All Time”
Charlie: Please no
Kevin: Found one! *plays it*
This clip is from “Fight of All Time: the Ruler of the Skies versus the King of All Cosmos.” The scene is when Charlie first meets the King of All Cosmos.
King of All Cosmos: Oh my, what is this? It appears to be some sort of winged boy. We have never seen anything like it in the Cosmos. Quite an interesting find indeed.
Charlie: I am Charlie, Ruler of the Skies. I have learned that my domain has been rolled up by one of your katamaris and turned into a planet of storms.
King of All Cosmos: A planet of storms, you say? We might not remember that of which you speak, Paulie.
Charlie: Charlie, as in Charlie Chaplin
King of All Cosmos: Didn't We leave that task to the Prince? We do not know.
Charlie: You gave that task to his screwball catgirl assistant
King of All Cosmos: How dare you speak of Katsukki that way, infidel! *prepares to smash him back to Earth*
Charlie: *fires two gigantic fireballs into the King’s eyes*
King of All Cosmos: How dare you do that to Us?! You are most violent! I will beat you with my magical squeaky hammer!
Charlie: Hey! Stay in character! *under his breath* What a dumb@%$
*clip ends*
Everyone in the room chuckles, except Kat
Kat: I can’t believe you said that about the King! I can’t believe you said I’m a “screwball”!
Charlie: I call you a “dork,” a “baka,” even a “goofball” a few times, yet you got bent out of shape when I said you were a “screwball”?
Dan: People can take that word to a new meaning
Charlie: -_-
Kevin: *eyes go wide and googly* OOOOOOOOH!! Lookie bro! *shows Charlie the tape*
Charlie: *eyes go into a similar expression* Kat! Payback! *sets it up*
This clip is from “Cauchemar du chatouillements”
Charlie: You have done a dishonorable deed to my brother
Katsukki: You guys aren't even relate-
Kevin: SILENCE as the King of Skies speaks, heathen!
Charlie: You have failed to fulfill his request. For that you must be punished!
Charlie stands and pulls Katsukki to the center of the pentagram and levitates her. Kevin then stands and extends his arms into the air, summoning various chains that fly out of nowhere and chain Katsukki
Katsukki: So I lost interest in that pic. I'm not much of a tickle nut like you two are
Charlie: That doesn't excuse you from your punishment, Katsukki!
Kevin: So you must be punished!
The two boys summon various items like toothbrushes, paintbrushes, feathers, brushes, electric toothbrushes and hurl them towards Katsukki. The various object soon tickle Katsukki as though they have lives of their own.
Katsukki: Sto-hahahahahahahahahaaha-p! I'm so-hohohohohohoho-rry!
Kevin: Sorry doesn't cut it, Katsukki. Come out, my creations!
A monkey comes on a scooter
Monkey: Telegram for a “Kevin Ivy the Ruler of Chaos”
Kevin: That’s me! Give it to me please
Monkey: *gives him the telegram and leaves*
Kevin: *throws him an Obelisk Blue quarter*
Charlie: What does it say?
Kevin: “To our beloved and revered Master, stop. We are on vacation with the Creations of the Ruler of the Skies in Acapulco in celebration of his summer vacation, stop. And we won’t be back until July, stop. Signed, the Creations of the Ruler of Chaos, stop.” Great…
Charlie: &@$#!
Kevin: “P.S, stop. If, by chance, Kat will take up your request in the future, please disregard our vacation, stop. Also, tell her to follow her Resolution, stop.”
*clip ends*
Dan: The tickle segment of the blooper I can do without
Kat: And it turns out I would end up doing it again, by Oniisan’s request and suggestion.
Charlie: Hey… I was curious.
Becky: I found one! *sets it up*
This scene is from Chapter 3.
Kat; *walks outside and sees the huge change* That’s odd. The Skies are an unusual shade of red and there’s winds should be in Mushroom Hill
Charky: Windy Valley! Windy Valley!
Kat: What’d I say?
Charky: Mushroom Hill. @#$^! I debuted prematurely!
Director: CUUUUUT!
*clip ends*
Charky: You never even played Sonic 3 yet you know what Mushroom Hill is.
Kat: I watched my bro play. Besides, doesn’t Mushroom Hill have winds?
Charlie: Only because of the fans.
Kat: So does Windy Valley!
Charky: Oh gawsh. I found one from “Round 2” *sets it up*
*clip begins*
Dan and Dragonbunny are playing two-player mode Pop'n Music 10 when Katsukki comes in, looking like she's been burned
Dan: What happened to you?
Katsukki: Note to self - don't make semi-irrevelant comments when Charlie gives an order.
Dragonbunny: What are you going to do, roll up the nation's next big hurricane?
Katsukki: Charlie massacred katamaris last year! The violence must stop! Love must prevail!
Charlie: (from his room) KAT! SHUT UP AND SUMMON THE KING OF ALL COSMOS!
Katsukki: Make me, katamari killer!
Charlie: -.-** *grabs Kat by the wrists, drags/pulls her to his room, and shackles them (the wrists) on a special wall behind a Jadien poster*
Kat: Oniisan?
Charlie: *solemnly shackles her ankles and whistles for his dog* Ashi wo name! (Lick her feet!)
The dog licks her feet and Kat, being the ridiculously ticklish gal she is, laughs hysterically
Charlie: Maybe it is good to chat with you sometimes - more fun things to reference in these fics. Plus, you get to see how creative I have gotten in your absence in the fine art of Kusuguri-jutsu.
Kat: *thinking* There’s no such thing!
Charlie: I thought it up, therefore it exists!
*clip ends*
Charky: O_O; What have I done?
Kat: Who taped this?!
Charlie: Hey, it’s a blooper reel and ANYTHING goes, writer.
Kat: -_-*;
Charlie: BTW this is the payback I needed and GREAT fan service to the tickle lovers
Dan: Fetishers
Charlie: Lovers!
Dan: Fetishers!
Charlie: Lovers!
Dan: Fetishers!
Kat: I guess this ends our Blooper Special. *looks at Charlie and Daniel, still debating and arguing*
DB: NO! I found another one from Round 2! *sets it up*
This time, we’re at the part where Charlie has finished burning the King of All Cosmos and Daniel makes his entrance.
Dan: STOP!
Soon, everyone looks at him
Taniel: He looks oddly familiar.
Dan: Everyone knows the King cannot be hurt- *sees…* Brother? Is that you?
Taniel: Daniel!
Daniel: Taniel!
The two brothers exchange tearful hugs while Charlie rolls his eyes
Kat: Awww how cute
Director: CUUUUT!!
Taniel: What?
Daniel: Can’t a brother hug his long lost twin?
Charlie: *anime fall*
*clip ends*
Daniel: *snf* I wonder how Taniel’s doing right now
Charlie: You don’t have a twin brother
Daniel: I do in this universe!
Kat: You’re one to talk with your imaginary half-sib- *sees Charlie whip out Excalichatouille with a poker face* AAAAAH!!! Shutting up now
Becky: Awww… I found one from “Chocolate Factory” *sets it up*
We’re at the part where Kevin introduces the Tsukki Sukkis (or the Katsukkis as Oompa Loompas for those who don’t know)
Becky: Mr. Kringle, who are they? (pointing to the small girl workers)
Kevin: Why, they're the Tsukki Sukkis. They were magical size-changing girls from another world. As soon as I mentioned chocolates and sweets, they happily agreed to working in my factory. I'm amazed at how they were able to sustain their sweet teeth for such young girls.
Charlie: They're really real?
Kevin: Yes, young child, they are. Do not question the logic of this story! Blame Asukki-chan for thinking up this semi-cheap adaptation to a children's story! If ya wanna see real, look at the movies or read the book! Now, back to our tour.
Charlie: *thinking* I don't think breaking the fourth wall is a part of the play, now, is it? Holy (3@?! You can hear my thoughts?! I thought Kev and I were the only telepaths!
Kat: Hey! I’m telepathic too!
DB: Me too!
Director: CUUUT!
*clip ends*
Becky: You didn’t know the audience can hear your thoughts?!
Charlie: I’m telepathic and so are Kevin, Charky, Kat and DB!
Kat and DB: ^_^
Charlie: Plus, we’re characters in a metafiction series. How were we supposed to know our audience can hear our thoughts?
Becky: Because they can?
Charky: Oh crud! I found a blooper from the never-released “Space Cowboys” series
DB: How can that be a blooper when Kat never really made the series?
Kat: Yeah!
Charky: We still worked on it somewhat!
Becky: *reads tape name* “The Ice Planet Scene with BAH Angels”?! OH NO! PLEASE! DON’T PLAY IT! FOR THE CHILDRE-
Too late. It’s set up. The scene is a cold, snowy, icy, Arctic-like planet and Ash, Becky, and Hailey are climbing this mountain. Soon…
Becky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *rolls in the snow*
Hailey: Becky! It’s too early for that!
Becky: I DON’T CARE! IT HURTS SO BLOODY MUCH!
Ash: Hailey, just follow the script, even if it’s early. For Becky’s sake
Hailey: Lemme guess… your… your… your… GAAAH!! I forgot my lines!
Becky: MY CHEEEEEEST!!! AAAAAAAAUGH! MY CHEST! IT HURTS SOOOO MUUCH!! *screaming in intense pain*
Ash: Can we get off of this planet so Becky’s chest can stop being so… cold
Hailey: Yeah… Surprisingly, Kat’s actually using this idea
Becky: *shrill* WHERE IS MY LOVE?! I NEED HIM NOOOOOOOOWWWWOWOWOWOWOW!!!
Director: Cut! CUT! CUUT!!
*clip ends*
Team LOVEBANG, except Becky and Charlie: *laughing*
Becky: *tearing* That was so embarrassing!
Charlie: I don’t even want to know what happened. I DO want to know why the heck the blooper was found!
Kat: Now is the end-
Charky: I found one of the “Mewmewpuff Girls,” whatever they were
Ash: Ah, I remember…
The clip begins and the Mewmewpuffs are running down the street towards some evil aliens
Mew Cherry (Asuka): Sakura Sensu Mankai! (Cherry Blossom Fan Full Bloom) *spins her fans, letting the super sharp cherry blossom petals fall and hit the monsters*
Mew Mikan (Ash): Mikan Spear Throw *throws her Mikan Spear and hits another monster, destroying it*
Mew Choco (Hailey): Choco Spur Strike!
Mew Choco holds up her Choco Spur but lets it go accidentally
Mew Choco: Look out!
Mew Cinnamon (Becky): Cinnamon Swing! *swings her spiked hammer to attack a monster but ends up hitting the spur and sending it towards Mew Vanilla (Sora) and Mew Honey (Jayna)*
Mew Choco: Vanilla! Honey! Look out!
The two move out the way of the spur but it cuts Mew Honey’s bubble wand in two, entrapping Mew Vanilla in a bubble. The bubble suddenly pops and Mew Vanilla is sent to the ground, falling flat on her face*.
Mew Vanilla: OWWWWW!!! *holds face*
Mew Cinnamo: *goes to Mew Vanilla* Are you alright?
Mew Vanilla: *holding her mouth and noticing something* No, I’m not! My nose is bleeding and so is my mouth!
Mew Mikan: You also knocked out a tooth.
Mew Honey: Sorry, Vanilla
Mew Cinnamo: You don’t have to apologize, Honey. Choco does!
Mew Choco: Sorry?
*clip ends*
Charlie: Was Mew Vanilla who I thought it was?
Hailey: I’m sorry!
Becky: What happened to Jayna? I know Asuka left to become a solo artist but I dunno what happened to Jayna?
Kat: Dunno
Ash: *whistles*
DB: Ooooh! “Kawaii Sky Heroes”! That sounds pretty
Kat; Oh boy… that old series
Charlie: You never finished it
Kat: One, I was getting pwned by your “Chaos Spirits” series. Two, the series was getting stupid and childish anyway, though I have considered going back to it.
The clip is set up and it’s from Episode 6 where Kraziee and Kevin are arguing about breakfast
Kraziee: Well, the bacon could've been a little better if Kev hadn't interrupted me
Kevin: Well, We had to use more than one burner and that blood sausage is fake anyway. There's no blood in it!
Kraziee: Don't make me axe you
Charlie: Guys…
Kevin: I can happily add your blood to the sausage!
Kraziee: Puh-lease, our food's cruddy enough
Charlie: Guys…
Kevin: I'll be happy to-
Kraziee: Don't make me-
Charlie: (anime anger head with eyes glowing red and the place shaking) GUYS! JUST SHUT UP!
The sound waves of his voice causes the table to fall apart on him, destroying breakfast
Charlie: Shhhhh-
Kraziee: -oot!
Kevin: I’ll get the mop
Kraziee: I’ll get the broom
Charlie: I’ll get a new set of clothes. My pants are covered in orange juice and bacon grease!
*clip*
Charlie: And that is why my 2007 resolution is to calm my temper
DB: You can make tables fall?!
Charlie: If you get me mad enough to where my voice can do that, yes
Ash: I found another one!
This clip is from Episode 2. The scene is when Team Kawaii is moving into their home
Jubilee: Ha ha ha! Okay! Let's work hard putting everything in!
Hailey: Is there a reason almost everything is pink?!
Kathy: Pink's the signature color of cuteness
Jubilee: It's also Kathy's #1 favorite color
Kathy: Jube!
Hailey: Oh girls… *hears people screaming*
Kathy: Oh my gosh! People’s eyes and teeth are rotting!
Hailey: Intense cuteness can do that to people
*clip end*
Kat:  Well…
DB: Oooh! Ooooh! One from the Christmas special!
Kevin: Ooooh!
This clip is from the skit “Tenshi, We Have Heard on High“ from the LOVEBANG Christmas Special. This is the part where Tenshi meets Kat for the first time.
Angel: Are you the one who wondered how life was if you’ve never came to Earth?
Kat: *nods*
Angel: Good. My name is Tenshi Hikari and I’m an angel who was sent by the Emperor of the Skies to-
Kat: “Emperor of the Skies”?
Tenshi: I meant “Emperor of the Heavens”! …What did I say?
Kat: “Emperor of the Skies”
Charlie: *from off-screen* I’m a “Ruler,” not an “Emperor,” as cool as being one would be! …@#$%!!!!!
*clip ends*
Kat: Well… NOW is the end of the Blooper Special. I hope you enjoyed these somewhat hilarious bloopers
Hailey: HEY! WE didn’t get any bloopers!
Kevin: Yeah! We have rights!
Kat: But I-
Kevin: Chaos, I summon thee!
Kat: HEY! You had bloop-
Chaos appears with its typical sadistic face
Kevin: Chase Kat to the ends of the Earth and tickle her feet in punishment for putting your creator and some of his friends in even more obscurity in LOVEBANG!
Kat: O_O;;; YOU TWO ARE SICK! SUPER DUPER SICK! YAAAAAAA!!!! *runs out of the door, breaking it a la those cartoons. Duh*
Chaos: *squeals and runs after her, making another imprint on the door.
Herb: Hey! Who’s going to pay for that door?!
Kevin: I’ll pay 43% of the damages while Kat pays 58%
Hailey, Ash, Becky: Kevin!
Kevin: What? It’s her fault